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October 4, 2013 – Monologue Jokes

1. On Wednesday, Starbucks announced they will be offering a Braille gift card year-round. Which may explain why I saw a guy trying to use his Starbucks card at a Home Depot yesterday. 2. Israel said...

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November 22, 2013 – Monologue Jokes

1. According to reports, singer Chris Brown was booted from a rehab facility this month after smashing his mother’s car window during a family session. So, he’s cured? 2. According to reports, singer...

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February 20, 2014 – Monologue Jokes

1. On Wednesday, the heavily favored Russian men’s hockey team was eliminated from the Olympics by Finland. But, on the plus side, the loss has united the country, I saw a Russian government official...

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April 1, 2014 – Monologue Jokes

1. Mike Rogers, chairman of the U.S. House of Representative’s Intelligence Committee, said on Friday he will leave Congress at year’s end to host a radio talk show. Keep in mind the man making the...

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March 24, 2015 – Monologue Jokes

1. Yesterday, Todd Jones, the director of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives announced that he will be stepping down on March 31 to take a job with the NFL. Said Jones, “I was...

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April 3, 2015 – Monologue Jokes

1. Actor Matthew McConaughey is reportedly getting paid $135,000 to speak at the University of Houston. No word on how much they’ll have to pay him to get him to shut up. 2. Gary Dahl, the inventor of...

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March 29, 2016 – Monologue Jokes

1. According to researchers, something about Republican front-runner Donald Trump, his face, voice or message, generates “increased brain activity” amongst viewers. “Oh, is that what that new feeling...

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May 24, 2016 – Monologue Jokes

1. The San Diego Padres apologized to the San Diego Gay Men’s Chorus on Sunday after a recording of the national anthem played over the loud speaker as they tried to sing the song before a game....

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June 3, 2016 – Monologue Jokes

1. All four cities vying to host the 2024 Olympic games have advanced to the next stage of campaigning as the International Olympic Commission found no major flaws in their bids. That story again, all...

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June 29, 2018 – Monologue Jokes

1. On Monday, Showtime announced that actor Russell Crowe will play Fox News founder Roger Ailes in a new miniseries. It is apparently the role Crowe has been preparing for for the past twelve years:...

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